My old friend
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
You know what? I want Homestuck to never end. Not the comic, the concept. I want it to continue being adapted into new things and new forms of media, immortalized like harry potter or star wars or marvel. I want it to be recognized for a long time, as movies, tv shows, books, games, et cetra. I want it to be infinite because it deserves that kind of appreciation.
I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK
not funny tho….
congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.
Stich. While all the others are out doing shit, he like “Naw brah let me keep you from dying”
"Oh you lost an arm here let me sew it back into your body"
None are technically filled, but I have a few people whom are basically morails.
Rouge of Mind is my current thought. Meanwhile, my tulpa believes he’s a muse of breath (he says he has no gender, but wants to be called a he anyways. So eh, fine by me).
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.